Observed in Haiku
Moments in life captured in poetry.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Rest in Peace
I thought that Apple
Was supposed to create jobs
Not take them away.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Mild Concussion
Fought a shelf today
at work. Got in one good hard
headbutt, but I lost.
Ode to Vegemite
Vegemite tastes like
a yeast infection would taste.
Oh! Wait! It is one.
Of All Things, A Unicorn
Being commonwealth,
Canada's crest should sport a
Badger and a trout.
Two, and We'd Be Bananas
If our D.N.A.
Was off by just one percent
We would be dolphins.
Comfort Food
Making bacon and
eating a tub of icing.
Contradictory.
Why Is It Milk?
A coconut is
A lot more like a fruit than
it is like a cow.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Rookie Mistake
GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Extracted the egg-beater
Whilst on high power.
Broken Dishwasher
Bran flakes left to dry
Create a bonding substance
Similar to grout.
This is My Job
A giant game of Jenga
My boss and I play with the
Cigarette cartons.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Hacked by accident
How the hell did this happen?
What the fuck google.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Osama Bin Laden
Burial at sea.
Seemed like a good idea!
Just like Megatron.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
No, Forrest, No
I hope the world ends
Before the Gump sequel set
For twenty-thirteen.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Customer Empathy
"Well, could you just point?"
She asks for the oranges
While he writhes in pain.
Official Term
The doctors will say:
"Finger induced trauma" when
you have a nosebleed.
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