Observed in Haiku
Moments in life captured in poetry.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Losing Battles
First, the war on drugs.
Then the war on terrorists.
Now, the internet?
Monday, November 8, 2010
In the Grage
This poem is a haiku
Tribute to Weezer who don't
Understand syllables.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Try It Yourself
Kidney failure!?
Am I dying? No, it was
Beetroot for dinner.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Rescued
Chilean miners
Prove importance of the phrase
"Mine over matter".
Ow, My Balls
Jackass in 3-D
Takes us one step closer to
Idiocracy.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Funerals
It is a fact that
Funerals have the best egg
salad sandwiches.
Friday, September 17, 2010
New Lows
Justin Beiber stars
As a serial bomber.
Cancel C.S.I.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Insult to Injury
Humiliation
Is not to fail, but to be
The panty bomber.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Grease: The Singalong
Because we all want
To hear tone deaf yelling while
We watch a bad film.
Humour in Truth
Michael Cera plays
The hurdy gurdy on the
New Weezer album.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Life's Like That
Figures I'd have to
Pay a phone bill for the time
I spent getting dumped.
Local News
A man walking his
Cat down the street was fired
At with a shotgun.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Plothole
All the magic in
The world and Madam Pomfrey
Can't fix Harry's eyesight.
Ode to Tim Hortons
How did you cut my
Bagel halfway in half? I
Do not understand.
Tourist Season
I stand at the mouth
Of a river. Your camper's
Leaking excrement.
Pudding Reprise
Chocolate brown sludge.
Brown that is good in my mouth.
Not like poo, that's gross.
First Pudding
Solid, or liquid?
You're fucking gross when you're warm
But In my fridge; bliss
Bathroom
On the wall in my
Bathroom there is a
Tile shaped like a dick
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