In the Grage

This poem is a haiku

Tribute to Weezer who don't

Understand syllables.

Try It Yourself

Kidney failure!?

Am I dying? No, it was

Beetroot for dinner.

Rescued

Chilean miners

Prove importance of the phrase

"Mine over matter".

Ow, My Balls

Jackass in 3-D

Takes us one step closer to

Idiocracy.

Funerals

It is a fact that

Funerals have the best egg

salad sandwiches.

New Lows

Justin Beiber stars

As a serial bomber.

Cancel C.S.I.

Insult to Injury

Humiliation

Is not to fail, but to be

The panty bomber.