Broken Dishwasher

Bran flakes left to dry

Create a bonding substance

Similar to grout.

This is My Job

A giant game of Jenga

My boss and I play with the

Cigarette cartons.

Hacked by accident
How the hell did this happen?
What the fuck google.

Osama Bin Laden

Burial at sea.

Seemed like a good idea!

Just like Megatron.

No, Forrest, No

I hope the world ends

Before the Gump sequel set

For twenty-thirteen.

Customer Empathy

"Well, could you just point?"

She asks for the oranges

While he writhes in pain.

Official Term

The doctors will say:

"Finger induced trauma" when

you have a nosebleed.