Official Term

The doctors will say:

"Finger induced trauma" when

you have a nosebleed. 

Losing Battles

First, the war on drugs.

Then the war on terrorists.

Now, the internet?

In the Grage

This poem is a haiku

Tribute to Weezer who don't

Understand syllables.

Try It Yourself

Kidney failure!?

Am I dying? No, it was

Beetroot for dinner.

Rescued

Chilean miners

Prove importance of the phrase

"Mine over matter".

Ow, My Balls

Jackass in 3-D

Takes us one step closer to

Idiocracy.

Funerals

It is a fact that

Funerals have the best egg

salad sandwiches.