Rest in Peace

I thought that Apple

Was supposed to create jobs

Not take them away.

Mild Concussion

Fought a shelf today

at work. Got in one good hard

headbutt, but I lost.

Ode to Vegemite

Vegemite tastes like

a yeast infection would taste.

Oh! Wait! It is one.

Of All Things, A Unicorn

Being commonwealth,

Canada's crest should sport a

Badger and a trout.

Two, and We'd Be Bananas

If our D.N.A.

Was off by just one percent

We would be dolphins.

Comfort Food

Making bacon and

eating a tub of icing.

Contradictory.

Why Is It Milk?

A coconut is

A lot more like a fruit than

it is like a cow.